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Joke of the Day
"What does Bill Say to Hillary after Sex? Honey I'll be Home in 20 minutes."
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"What's the difference between a hooker and Jesus? The look on their face when you're nailing them."
"What does Mortal Kombat and a Helsinki church have in common? Finnish hymns"
"What does the broken clock do when it gets hungry? It goes back four seconds!"
"The number one cause of depression in people over 30 is hearing co-workers resentfully sing, ""Happy Birthday"" just to get cake."
"Why are black people good at basketball? Because they shoot, steal, and run."
"Breaking News ..... international womans day postsponed until tomorrow , as they haven't got anything to wear"
"What is Mexico's National Sport? Cross-Country"
"What is this superb owl of which you speak?"
"Here, take my hand. Now slap yourself with it."