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Joke of the Day

"MAST JOKES: http://mastjoks.blogspot.com/2013/01/blog-post_7068.html#.UQVQ48OF1Jc.reddit"

"Why are farmers so afraid of aliens? Tractor beams."

"Did you hear about the fire at the flame retardant textile manufacturer? Someone left the irony on..."

"Q: Where do books sleep? A: Under their covers."

"How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb? Well I'm not just going to tell you. You need to figure it out yourself."

"Thor Odinson may not be the coolest God-name ever... But it's still better than Loki Adoptedson. /burn"

"Roses are Red, Violets are blue...... who killed harambe? Cincinnati zoo"

"The only thing standing between you and your dreams is insomnia."

"So I was driving home from work tonight, I saw a woman texting whilst driving. It infuriated me so much I threw my beer bottle at her car."

"What's the difference between a lawyer and a whore?` None. They both fuck people for a living."