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Joke of the Day
"Q: Where do books sleep? A: Under their covers."
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"Not so funny short joke What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor? 1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat"
"What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ? Six weeks old !"
"What's the most annoying joke in the world?"
"In honor of Columbus Day I'm going to drive around until I get lost then make myself at home in the first clearly inhabited house I find"
"I just felt a weird twitching somewhere inside me. I think it might be my liver waving a white flag."
"Here in the Middle East, we don't need any weed We have the Quran. Burning that shit will get your ass stoned."
"On Thanksgiving, how does Miley Cyrus stuff her bird? You don't want to know."
"Words I say when I sing along to Informer by Snow: Informer"
"What happens when you put the energizer bunny's battery's in backwards? He keeps coming and coming and coming."