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Joke of the Day
"Why are farmers so afraid of aliens? Tractor beams."
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"Who let the docs out? Google. Google docs."
"Think most people would be both disappointed and relieved if they realized just how little other people care what they do."
"Did you hear about the man that flashed three nuns? Two had a stroke and one couldn't reach."
"How do you call it when an Irish person goes out for drinks? A bargain"
"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The ceremony was okay, but the reception was great!"
"Sigmund Freud discovered the ""Freudian Slip"" which in my opinion, was pure penis...I mean genius."
"If you watch an Apple store get robbed, Does that make you an iWitness?"
"A man comes into the doctor's office the doctor says: ""Clean that up yourself."""
"Everything I ever needed to know about structural engineering, I learned from Angry Birds."