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Joke of the Day

"I see Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. Oh, no..wait.. that never happens."

"Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!"

"I need a full wifi description before I can even consider coming to your home"

"What did the anus say to the nose? FRAAAAAAPPPBLAPPPPLAAAAAAAPBRENKKKKKKKKKK!!!"

"How do you make a cat bark? Soak it in lighter fluid, throw a match on it. Woof!"

"Top three perverts that see you when you're sleeping: 1. Santa. 2. God. 3. NSA."

"When someone asks me to think outside the box. I think about anal sex."

"Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher? He only had one pupil."

"They say 1 in 4 men is homosexual. So there must be one in my group of friends. I hope its David he's super cute."

"What do men and mascara have in common? They both run at the first sign of emotion."