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Joke of the Day

"I see Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. Oh, no..wait.. that never happens."

"Why don't the people of Pompeii like volcanoes? Because they're all dead. As told by my best friend, in light of the Indian joke."

"Roses are red-ish... Violets are blue-ish. If it wasn't for Jesus, we'd all be Jewish."

"5-year-old: Why don't we say Grace? Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry?"

"3 middle aged men walk into a notary office. Half life 3 confirmed."

"A northern californian sees alot of helicopters in the sky... ...he turns to his friend and says, ""Hella Copters"""

"No matter how powerless you feel, just think to yourself, one single pubic hair off of your body can shut down an entire restaurant."

"""Keep busy, you should."" Yoda said. ""Make your Dagobah faster, it will."""

"You know why it's called PMS? ...there's already something called Mad Cow Disease."

"Old Wang says to his friend Old Chen It is so sweet, you have been married 50 years and you still call your wife 'sweetheart'. What is your secret? Chen says, ""it is because I have forgotten her name"""