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Joke of the Day
"Roses are red-ish... Violets are blue-ish. If it wasn't for Jesus, we'd all be Jewish."
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"Why is six afraid of seven... Because seven is a registered six offender."
"PMS jokes are not funny period."
"As a parent, the only warm meal I get around here is ice cream."
"Business Idea: 1. Join dating site. 2. Arrange dates with 30 people at your house, all at the same time. 3. TIMESHARE PRESENTATION."
"What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza? Skinning the vegan."
"What was Hitler's favorite sandwich? The Auschwich."
"""I need to get laid man!""nn- eggs (in the chicken)"