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Joke of the Day

"Changing a light. How many niggers does it take to change a lightbulb? 2, one to drive the pink caddy and the other to change the light."

"Me: I don't think Grinding Dory is appropriate for the kids. Wife: I said FINDING DORY & we need to discuss your internet usage."

"If your phone gets lost and a noble soul returns it to you.. Its time to change your phone."

"What did the cannibal do After he dumped his girlfriend Wipe his arse"

"My girlfriend got sacked from work and then lost her appeal. I only found her appealing because she had a well paid job."

"I was going to make a joke about vaginas. But you'll never get it."

"What's an emo's favourite laptop? A ""Razer Blade"""

"What country has the shittiest beaches? India."

"What dog loves to take bubble baths ? A shampoodle !"

"Life is a comedy for those who think, but a tragedy for those who feel."