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Joke of the Day

"Me: I don't think Grinding Dory is appropriate for the kids. Wife: I said FINDING DORY & we need to discuss your internet usage."

"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? ...Dr. Dre"

"After announcing our weight at birth, parents shouldn't stop. If they announced it at every birthday, we'd all be a lot skinnier."

"I woke up with just my arm in hospital Hospital is a weird name for a dog"

"What do you call someone with a spice garden on Gallifrey? A Thyme Lord."

"Why is the retirement center nicknamed ""the garden""? Because it is full of vegetables."

"[caution: black joke] If a person's last name is Black, there's every chance he/she is not of African American origin. - Because slaves don't need surnames."

"I used to collect old broken pocket watches.. But now I barely have the time."

"Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it."

"when you take a bunch of videos at a concert but you can hear your singing in the background"