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Joke of the Day

"What did the cannibal do After he dumped his girlfriend Wipe his arse"

"How do you tell if your roommate is gay? If his dick tastes like shit."

"I've learnt a lot from the movies over the years, such as how to count using Roman numerals... I, II, III, IV, V, Balboa."

"First thing on my bucket list is to jump off a cliff and the rest are just tricks I'll do in the air."

"How come lesbians can't be vegan? They all eat pussy."

"Interviewer to me: what is your weakness? I replied : Honesty. Interviewer : But Honesty is not a weakness that's a good thing. I replied: I do not give a fuck what you think."

"How many Feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY"

"Cop: Whatever you say will be held against you. Me: TEDDYBEARS Cop: Aww."

"A Silly Riddle! What is white looks like sand and found in the gusset your GF Knickers Clitty Litter!"

"On one hand, this sub has gotten a little stale. On the other hand... ... you have different fingers."