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Joke of the Day
"What country has the shittiest beaches? India."
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"What do you call someone who discriminates you for your oral hygiene? A dent*ist*."
"If you encounter a bear you should either play dead or be so vibrant that the bear is like ""whatever this person seems exhausting."""
"Don't put a question mark where God put a period. "
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender."
"Hello OnStar? Yes I have an emergency. My wife thinks Pikachu is better than Squirtle. I left her at a gas station. Can you go get her?"
"What are Turkish cattle best known for? Mootiny."
"I told my pregnant girl friend that she was as big as a 747. That did not fly."
"How did the leper hockey game end? There was a face off in the corner."
"My favorite exercise is a mix between a lunge and a crunch It's called lunch"