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Joke of the Day
"What's an emo's favourite laptop? A ""Razer Blade"""
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"After 5 years of marriage. After 5 years of marriage I found out my wife has 2 incomes, hers and mine....."
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"Doctor Doctor my little brother thinks he's a computer. Well bring him in so I can cure him. I can't I need to use him to finish my homework."
"What did the Australian say to the hawk? Good eye!"
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