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Joke of the Day
"What's an emo's favourite laptop? A ""Razer Blade"""
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"All I want is a gummy bear that's the size of a grizzly."
"wife: Why is 9 crying? me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep"
"Please pray for me as I make the difficult transition from pumpkin spice to eggnog lattes."
"Hi. We noticed you Googled ""How do I keep IT from seeing my browser history"" yesterday at 3:21pm. How'd that work out for you?"
"what's the male equivolent of a widow? Free"
"Killing the earth Arrogant humans, you are not killing the earth. The earth is attempting to kill you."
"Motorcycles, more like donor cycles."
"Which is Bernie Sanders' dominant hand? His left one"
"Peanut butter You're almost as good as chocolate Which is almost as good as cheese Which is tied with vodka -Poem about the food pyramid"