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Joke of the Day

"are everyone all al'right no! you are all al'left"

"Reading the three bears to the boys and six says,""Goldilocks slept in every bed!"" ""Son.That's the meaning of life. Only date brunettes"""

"Did you know that Hitler made a rap album? Straight out of Mein Kampf-ton."

"What is a vampire's favorite fruit? a Neck-tarine --From a great co-worker"

"Dark humor is like food in North Korea Not everyone gets it."

"What is the difference between your wife and your job? Your job still sucks."

"The mantra to a successful relationship find someone who likes the same thermostat setting as you do."

"Before you get into an argument with someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when the argument starts you'll be a mile away and have their shoes."

"My girlfriend said period jokes aren't funny... So I ended up throwing away 3 pages of jokes i had written about the Victorian era."

"Knock knock ""Hey Walter, wanna hear a joke?"" ""Sure"" ""Knock kno- "" ""I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!!!"""