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Joke of the Day
"What is a vampire's favorite fruit? a Neck-tarine --From a great co-worker"
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"LISA GOPMAN: EATING DISORDER For as long as I can remember, I've had an eating disorder: reverse anorexia. It's when I look in the mirror and think I'm really skinny."
"What do you call a train when it's eating? A Chew-Chew Train! Side note, I have cheesy jokes for days."
"If she calls me lazy again, I swear I'll get off this couch and go take a nap in bed."
"What does a waffle call his complete existential paradigm shift? His eggo death"
"Better than a Cuppa Joe! With a picture of a rooster...hahaha http://poptrendz.com/collections/t-shirts/products/womens-t-shirt-2"
"What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old? The water washes away her tears"
"In five-card poker, six-high beats a pair..."
"In addition to Billie Chin and little Sammy Chong, there is another character in Carl Douglas's ""Kung Fu Fighting."" Expert Tai Ming."
"What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business :D Edit: Sorry, I'm not sorry"