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Joke of the Day

"What is a vampire's favorite fruit? a Neck-tarine --From a great co-worker"

"I decided to make a new logo for /r/jokes you like it?"

"Girl at party tells me that ""That wasn't funny"". Her review was biased one, as she was the subject of ""That"" that ""wasn't funny""."

"What is the golden rule for cows? Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!"

"How I met your father announced. Starring me and your mom."

"Which African Dictator extorts flying insects Robert Mug-a-bee"

"Why does my abusive mother hate vegetables? Beats me."

"If I wanted a president, who had never touched a vagina... ...I would've voted Jeb!"

"Hipsters were tensious before it was cool. Because they're pretentious."

"So many people want to hit me for my jokes, they have to stand in a punch line."