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Joke of the Day

"Before you get into an argument with someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when the argument starts you'll be a mile away and have their shoes."

"What did Mr. T say when he saw a fat lady at the bar? I don't hate this bar, but I pity the stool."

"We really need to silence the Muslim jokes I'm talking to the guys in particular, since the Women are already silent."

"Kinda rude of my neighbors to be burning leaves before I had a chance to blow mine into their yard."

"They say that if you are bad in this life, you re-encarnate into a 'Nickelback' song in the next one."

"Who wins in a race to San Francisco, the lesbian couple or the gay couple? The lesbians. They get there lickity split while the gays are still packin it in!"

"My Grandfathers dying words to me were, ""Are you still holding the ladder?""."

"Ice skaters... ...do it on the slide, if you know what I mean"

"NASA launches bovines into space It was the herd shot round the world!"

"I changed my last name on Facebook to ""dis"", so I can start disliking the stupid stuff people post"