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Joke of the Day

"Before you get into an argument with someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when the argument starts you'll be a mile away and have their shoes."

"In my opinion guys should only us two fragrances of Old Spice deodorant... Fuji or Timber... but that's just my two scents."

"I don't support the gay lifestyle in San Francisco It's way too expensive there. They should move to somewhere a lot cheaper so they can save more money."

"What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to? Their nose"

"How to make-out - 1. Hold her close 2. Kiss passionately 3. Don't mention the budget deficit or your father"

"Me singing: Then I saw her face!! Now I'm a Beliber! Not a trace of doubt in my mind! Roommate: You DO know that's a guy...right?"

"I've never met a group of people more worried about their ""privacy"" than the people on Facebook that share EVERYTHING about themselves."

"What is the longest rope in the world? Europe"

"Guys, police jokes aren't funny. So give it arrest. (I'm so sorry)"

"Have you heard the joke about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old."