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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that Hitler made a rap album? Straight out of Mein Kampf-ton."

"I had a cocaine joke, but now I can't find it It makes me really mad because I had it all lined up"

"When i used to work for walgreens and the security system would go off the employees would say ""run!"" I guess it was the running joke."

"What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2? Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd"

"What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in."

"If a candidate takes Virginia.. it will make his caucus hard."

"Text ""BONER"" to 69696 to donate $69 dollars to the Rad Cross"

"*repeatedly tries to explain Sisyphus to classmates who have apparently never heard of him* I wish you guys could get how ironic this is."

"Why does a d dog scratch himself? He is the only one that knows where it itches."

"Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa? Nelson Candela"