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Joke of the Day
"Dark humor is like food in North Korea Not everyone gets it."
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"I got out of bed this morning and decided it was time to turn it around. So, I did a 180 and went back to bed."
"An old man's wife jumps out of the bathroom in a loose robe and shouts.... SUP-ER PUSSY!!! To which the old man replies ""I'll just have the soup"""
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"they say penguins mate for life, but that's bullshit cause my penguin left me first chance she had"
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"Remember that time I got drunk... Yeah me neither."
"Two nuts were walking down a street... One was assaulted"
"Why is the magnet on medication? Because it's bipolar"