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Joke of the Day
"Bin Laden's neighbours interviewed ""we had no idea...he just kept himself to himself really..."""
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"I figured out why republicans are all over the place this election cycle. If you walk without rythm, it won't attract the Bern... I'll see myself out."
"Our website should have more colour more games more sound! Look what more do you want? Blood?"
"Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas! This is what Santa Clause says when he sees your wife, mother and sister together in the same room."
"How do Super Heroes like their drinks served? WITH JUST ICE!"
"What do you call a gay guy in a coma? Fruity."
"I did my presentation on stools, got a shitty mark."
"A coworker of mine recently had a miscarriage and it really changed her. She's not the same joyful, full-of-energy kind of person she used to be. It's like she lost her inner child."
"I just shaved my legs for the first time in 2 weeks so if you will come clean out my tub I won't judge u for making a beautiful rug"
"Rumor has it Pedals the upright walking bear has been killed by a hunter. But, remains unseen."