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Joke of the Day
"I did my presentation on stools, got a shitty mark."
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"You know what's pretty cool? A cellar :)"
"My doctor diagnosed me with premature ejaculation and diarrhea. I feel like I'm always coming and going."
"They named a cricket tournament after my friend's grandfather. They call it the ashes for a reason."
"The bison was declared as USA's national mammal Hearing these news, the Republicans breathed a sigh of relief - at least it's not gayson"
"Mario's Jeans What kind of jeans does Mario wear? *(in appropriate melody)* Denim, denim, denim..."
"I joked about a robot uprising until I waved at an automatic paper towel dispenser and nothing happened. THEY'RE EVOLVING INTO PRETTY GIRLS!"
"Columbus didn't get to India because he was dis-Oriented He found the Americas by Occident."
"I would literally never feel confident enough to drop a piece of equipment as expensive as a mic."
"Give me a screwdriver Normal thing for a mechanic to say to his lackey. Start of a sexual harrassment case for Britney Spears."