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Joke of the Day
"Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash. Mind if we shared a cab home?"
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"Just spoke to my mom. Unrelated: Anyone want to have unprotected anal?"
"What is Hillary Clinton's favorite sport? NASCAR, because it's always heading to the left."
"I went to a seafood disco last week... ...and pulled a mussel."
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you landed face first"
"My doctor wrote a prescription for dailysex. But my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia."
"What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication? Urine trouble!"
"Baby elephants migrate hundreds of miles to find water. My 6 year old is lying on the floor of the mall because I made him walk from the car"
"What do you call a pissed-off Founding Father? A Cranky-Doodle-Dandy!"
"I used to be be indecisive.... ....now I'm not so sure."