202068

Joke of the Day

"I just shaved my legs for the first time in 2 weeks so if you will come clean out my tub I won't judge u for making a beautiful rug"

"What was Charles Dickens' favourite experimental pop album? It was the best of Grimes..."

"Arguing with religious people is like trying to explain quantum mechanics to a potato."

"I'm an old guy, and I fuck at least 3 super hot girls in their mid 20's every week I'm a student loan collector"

"Dumb joke I thought of while bored at work. Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict? You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines."

"Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can."

"I know a good dad joke. But I have to wait for Dad to come back to tell."

"Dollar Tree clerk asked me to fill out a survey to maybe win a $500 gift card and I was like I don't need to own a whole dollar store thanks"

"How do you know a North Korean robbed your house? All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un."

"If you want something to be misinterpreted, post it on the Internet."