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Joke of the Day

"Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas! This is what Santa Clause says when he sees your wife, mother and sister together in the same room."

"Don't you hate it, when you offer someone help and the other person says yes"

"What do you call a white man in a ghetto? An ambulance."

"What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, what else would you call him?"

"Did you hear about the protestors killing the circus? They went straight for the juggler."

"So a guy calls into work and says, ""I can't come in today, I'm seeing spots."" ""Have you seen a doctor?"" ""No, just the spots."""

"How come Barbie never got pregnant? Ken always comes in a different box."

"I just found out a distant relative of mine has eaten three people. It's a lot to digest"

"""Son, you were adopted."" ""What, really?"" I said. ""Yes, they're coming to pick you up in an hour"""

"At 23:59 31.12.2015 I raised my left foot off the ground Just to be sure I start 2016 on the right foot"