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Joke of the Day
"What do you do with a camel that won't move ...Camel tow it"
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"LIKE if you remember this: The walk of shame when you have to put something back in a store after your mom says no."
"Trying this hot water diet where you drink a cup of hot water in the morning but so far all I've done is burn my tongue and eat 7 donuts."
"Not only is today Leap Day, but it's also the 52nd anniversary of Family Circus first appearing in newspapers Wow, that's amazing. Just think about it. That's the same joke told 19,028 different ways"
"How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over? He used a Luigi Board."
"Just walking down the ""Gluten Free"" aisle, secretly dropping boxes of Twinkies in everyone's carts."
"Shoutout to Batman for being a true American and proving the only superpower you need is money."
"How do you make a whore moan? With peptides... Sicko.."
"A beer walks into a bar And gets drunk :D"
"I go in bars in a suit & tie, drink all night & write tweets down in a notebook. They're not quite sure if I'm the district manager or not."