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Joke of the Day

"LIKE if you remember this: The walk of shame when you have to put something back in a store after your mom says no."

"What do you call someone who has one parent that is a Jew? Jew...ish"

"A young boy asks his Jewish father if he can have $10.... The father responds ""8 dollars?! What do you need 6 dollars for?!"" :)"

"Trump's campaign promises That's it"

"I'm ""misinterprets hand gesture and accidentally high fives your fist"" white."

"What do you call that useless piece of skin on the end of the vagina? A woman"

"TIL that 70% of statistics are made up on the spot. ...like for example this one."

"The saddest thing about trying to find a needle in a haystack is that your horse is hiding a drug habit from you."

"I went to South America and bought some frozen peppers. Chile's chilly chilis"

"Three Guys Walk Into A Bar The fourth guy ducks."