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Joke of the Day

"How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over? He used a Luigi Board."

"Did you hear about the pizza boy who wanted to become a comedian? (OC) His material is terrible, but his delivery is amazing!"

"What do you call a fake thong (flipflop)? A scandal!"

"Can a widow's husband marry her daughter? No,dead people don't marry."

"Googles ""what happens if you accidentally eat raw cookie dough"" [5 minutes later] ""twice"""

"Put on sunglasses. Now run past a crowd of people with your index finger on your ear screaming ""SNIPER HAS BEEN SPOTTED SIR"""

"Why did Hitler like blind people? Because they can not see."

"What do the Optimist Club and the Mile High Club have in common? They're both about giving a flying fuck."

"Funny shit 52% of all women have used vibrators , the other 48% have new ones ."

"a pastor, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar. he orders a drink...."