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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a whore moan? With peptides... Sicko.."
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"English people smh... 75% of English people do not know the opposites to these words. Always Coming From Take Me Down"
"Scientists just announced the discovery of another planet in our solar system They're calling it Plu-two"
"What do you call a hacker who can see the future? A 4chan teller."
"Sometimes a special someone walks right into your life and helps you realize how much better your life was before they walked into it."
"Can I legally change my name to the same name, but with a bigger font?"
"What's green and smells like pork? Kermit the frogs finger"
"What did the Ethiopian Government say when the United States sent over 1 million condoms to promote safe sex? Thanks for the sleeping bags"
"How many babies can fit in a blender? Depends how powerful the blender is"
"I'm going to open a sperm bank. I'll call it ""Get a load of that guy"""