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Joke of the Day

"Shout-out to cows. Without them we wouldn't have burgers, pizza, chocolate, ice-cream and many other delicious food."

"Brostache117, Penguin_Party12345, D3ATHfromAB0V3x and thewakingforce"

"Did you hear about the Piano Teacher that slept with his student? She was A Minor."

"Do you play volleyball? Because you look like your good on ur knees!"

"A great way to get a cw to stop talking to you permanently is to start clipping your toenails in the middle of their story"

"I think all the women who don't get a rose on the Bachelor should at least walk away with a cat."

"If Bob Marley is from Jamaica, then why does he have a song about being German and how he wants to be German with you?"

"What do you call a pregnant stewardess? Pilot error"

"drinking game: take a shot every time the futility of your existence depresses you"

"Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives."