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Joke of the Day

"Just walking down the ""Gluten Free"" aisle, secretly dropping boxes of Twinkies in everyone's carts."

"So I was at the Library today .. And a black Gentleman came over to me and asked where the coloured printer was. I replied ""Man its 2016 you can use any printer!"""

"Karma is like 69: ""You get, what you give"

"Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens? He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone."

"Potato is like Soviet rape. Not come everyday, but fill you up when is come."

"Aw look he's about to say his first words! ""Say dada!"" *baby opens mouth* Here it comes! *airhorn noise*"

"I don't know why people say food in the military is bad... I was given a big chicken dinner!"

"I saw a really funny joke on /r/Jokes a while back Quite a while back actually."

"How did Moses make his tea? Hebrewed it"

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. He died."