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Joke of the Day

"Managed to scare off my prison pen pal. Crazy doesn't even begin to cover what's wrong with me."

"A vampire could've photobombed every picture you've ever been in and you will never know"

"""Q. Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ? A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."""

"Why did Tiger Woods parents name him Tiger? Because he's half Thai, half African American. (Get it? It's funny cuz racisim.)"

"What did the Mexican put under his carpet? Underlay! Underlay!"

"German 1970's joke What's the difference between the east-german and the west-german accent? While the former is shared by most, the latter is richer."

"What does a casino and a prostitute have in common? They both fuck people for money."

"Why was the bullet train behind schedule? Because it had a bad conductor."

"When Adam and Eve ate the apple I remember thinking, ""Well, that's a sin, but at least it's original."""

"It may have looked like I was doing crunches but I was just trying to get up."