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Joke of the Day
"I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the West."
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"Shirley Temple, a wonderful example that making sex tapes, twerking, and going to re-hab are NOT necessary to make it in Hollywood. Classy is ALWAYS in style. RIP Little Princess."
"My wife and I used to practice safe sex. Unfortunately they won't let us back in the bank."
"What do you call a fish with no eye? Disabled."
"If tampons are ""sanitary napkins""... ...how unsanitary must regular napkins be?"
"My day has been so awful I keep looking around to see if Nicolas Cage is in it."
"Said the Buddhist to the hot dog vendor... ""Make me one with everything"""
"ME: so what do you do GUY: I'm an oral surgeon ME: *imagining him doing heart surgery with just his mouth* wow I bet you're a helluva kisser"
"My friend has a compulsion to eat everything in sight, and as a result, he's put on a lot of weight... You might say he suffers from OBCD."
"Im using free internet because my neighbor did not protect his wifi via password."