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Joke of the Day

"Bunnyprofessor"

"Joke What did the egg say to the moon"

"the explanation of just about every jewish holiday they tried to kill us they failed lets eat"

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? [NSFW] I wouldn't pay five hundred dollars to have a lentil on my face."

"My parents decided the key to a successful marriage is going out to a fancy restaurant twice a week. My dad goes out Mondays and my mom goes out Fridays."

"Do you have 11 protons? Because you are sodium fine :p"

"Girl are you a social cause? 'cause you look like something I can get behind!"

"So there's a child and a gorilla... Well there WAS a gorilla."

"What do nine out of ten people agree on? Gang rape."

"There once was a man, who on reddit Made a point but someone had just said it. So lets all raise a toast, To the amazing shitpost Where without them then we would forget it!"