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Joke of the Day

"Joke What did the egg say to the moon"

"Why can't you differentiate liberal arts majors? They have no function."

"My car is nicer then my girlfriend... It's a real fairlady."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping? He woke up."

"I'm not proud of this, but if the price is right, I'll buy your high school kid alcohol."

"All these people on FB posting pics of their kids makes feel so blessed...I don't have ugly children."

"A friend of mine from Europe told me this beer joke What's the difference between American beer and sex in a canoe? Nothing. They're both fucking close to water."

"There's a skinny girl inside me who is just DYING to get out. She stole the last cupcake & then bragged about her metabolism, so I ate her."

"In a farmers market, Farmer A sells pumpkins, Farmer B sells strawberries, what does Farmer C sell? Medicine ... runs off ..."

"My daughter wrote ""Daddy is the best"" in the snow then smashed it when I made her come inside. She'll make some lucky guy miserable one day."