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Joke of the Day
"So there's a child and a gorilla... Well there WAS a gorilla."
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"I feel like every time a GOP candidate drops out, Oompa Loompas should appear & sing a song to teach us about the perils of gluttony & greed"
"What a beautiful day! The sun's shining, the birds are singing, the neighbor's dog is taking a huge crap on my lawn..."
"*plays Rocky theme song* *cracks 5 raw eggs into glass and gulps them down* *vomits on kitchen floor* *turns off music* *cleans kitchen*"
"I once asked a girl if she smoked after sex. She said ""I don't know, I've never looked"""
"Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder? He made a spectacle out of himself."
"I just left my job. I could not work for my boss after the words he said to me. ""You're fired."""
"How hot was that oven? That they baked you in? Because you're hotter than a freshly baked Pizza!"
"Two men walk into a bar... Two men walk into a bar. The first man says ""I'll have H2O"". The second man says "" I'll have H2O too"". The second man dies."
"What's a sharks favorite game? Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*"