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Joke of the Day

"So there's a child and a gorilla... Well there WAS a gorilla."

"Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted."

"I used to work in a helium factory... But I left, because I didn't like the way they spoke to me... [Read the second part with a helium voice.]"

"What do you call someone with No body and a nose.. Nobody knows.."

"Why did the sand dune blush? Because the sea weed"

"Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort? Because of his hex appeal."

"Hey, ancient Egyptians! I'm eating popcorn that I cooked inside a bag in under a minute. Fuck your pyramids."

"Yesterday Bill Clinton called Hillary, ""the ablest person I've ever worked with."" Well, I can see why he's a hit with the ladies."

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Holy Roller"

"How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb? 100. One to change it and 99 to stand around and say, ""Hey, I could've done that!"""