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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? [NSFW] I wouldn't pay five hundred dollars to have a lentil on my face."

"Why did the bullet stay home? Because it got fired!"

"It was the Busta Rhymes, it was the Worsta Rhymes."

"If Shakespeare was a pun master Then he would make a play on words"

"I'm great at making pancakes and women uncomfortable."

"What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut you racist."

"[Pickup Line] Do you hold up the KDE desktop environment? Because you're a QT!"

"MY WIFE: [donating blood] ME: That's from both of us"

"If I'm ever on life support, unplug me, let me sit for 15-30 secs, plug me back in and see if that works."

"Knock knock! (Who's there?) Not Abe Vigoda."