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Joke of the Day

"the explanation of just about every jewish holiday they tried to kill us they failed lets eat"

"What do you call graduates from secret society school? Alumniati"

"I like my coffee how I like my women. Without some other guys dick in it."

"I just opened a shop called Beatbox. We only sell boots n cats."

"I never wanna ""touch base"" with anyone, I type it in emails to sound business-y."

"Why did princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seatbelt."

"I once ate an entire pack of rope I shit you knot."

"If you take meat from a calf... ... it could either be veal or below-knee."

"a man goes to the doctor... ""Whats wrong with me?"" ""You have to stop masturbating."" ""Why?"" ""So that I can examine you."""

"My grandfather was treated very badly by the Germans in WW2. Passed over for promotion time and time again."