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Joke of the Day

"What do they call pita bread in Mexico? Pita pan"

"I know some cheesy jokes... But they're not very Gouda, and some have a few holes in them."

"I accidentally swallowed a turntable needle. Good thing nothing major happened good thing nothing major happened good thing nothing major happened good thing nothing major happened"

"I wish my wife worked at Subway Maybe then she would make me a sandwich."

"Did you hear about how the Police were called to a daycare yesterday? a three-year-old was resisting a rest"

"Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop."

"At an AC/DC concert... Brian Johnson: You guys ready to rock? Crowd: YESSSSSS Brian Johnson: I can't hear you!"

"4 AM BLADDER: Get up. You need to go STOMACH: And you're hungry BRAIN: Imagine if Hammer Time was a real time zone. We'd have to move there"

"My Favorite Politician Quote (not sure if this belongs here but what the hell) ""Madam, I may be drunk but you're ugly, and in the morning I'll be sober."" - Winston Churchill"

"Last year, Taylor Swift went on a world tour called TS 1989 That must've been an awkward stop in Beijing"