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Joke of the Day

"4 AM BLADDER: Get up. You need to go STOMACH: And you're hungry BRAIN: Imagine if Hammer Time was a real time zone. We'd have to move there"

"-Where is your wife ? -In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little."

"What did the golden male connector said when he plugged himself into the female Sorry, i couldn't resist"

"My girlfriend broke up with me because I supposedly"" take things too far"" So I called the police."

"Sometimes I think we're all going to be okay. Other times I read Yahoo Answers."

"My wife: ""vacation sex really is the best!"" Worst postcard I ever received."

"What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool."

"Post some more song lyrics as your status. Someone will eventually understand your struggle."

"How do Soviet prison mates greet each other? Gulag to you too."

"Avoid office small talk by maintaining that facial expression between first sneeze and second sneeze."