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Joke of the Day
"I know some cheesy jokes... But they're not very Gouda, and some have a few holes in them."
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"What do you call memories of old Playstation? Sony-stalgia"
"If you look up my hair color history at the salon, you'll think I'm a unicorn."
"I saw a woman in a restaurant yesterday wearing a t-shirt that read ""Guess?"" So I said, 38D?"
"Sometimes I wonder if my wife ever heard me call her a dumb bitch. I think about it every day since she died from cancer. I never got to say it to her face."
"Three nuns are sitting on a park bench... ...when a man in a trenchcoat walks up and flashes them. The first nun has a stroke. The second nun has a stroke. The third nun couldn't reach."
"what do you call a gay guy on roller skates? Rolaids"
"I just got a job circumcising elephants. The pay is terrible, but the tips are huge."
"I taught my 1yo how to turn on my mother-in-law's dishwasher since she only uses it for storage."
"Maybe money can't buy Happy but it can probably buy Dopey at a good price."