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Joke of the Day

"We were so much better at drinking and driving in the 80aTMs. You kids today really fucked it up."

"I'm gonna nail horseshoes on my nikes and gallop behind joggers"

"""That which does not kill you makes you stronger."" So, all things?"

"Why was the communist school not successful? There were no classes"

"A Cuban just arrived on a raft... And is being interviewed when they ask him Name? ""Manolo"". Sex? ""Two to three times a week"" No,no i mean Male or Female? ""Well whatever I can get that week"""

"I went for a job as a stunt double, I stubbed my toe on my way out the door. As soon as I stopped crying, I went to the interview. Bravery."

"Some people are like 5yr olds, they shake heads in agreement, but you KNOW by the look in their eyes, they have no clue what you just said."

"What do you call a tissue that is sleeping? A napkin"

"Why Did The Black Guy Crossed The Road? because... chicken.lel"

"Bring on the Limericks! Belinda, a charming young lass Had a most magnificent ass. Twasn't rounded and pink, As you probably think, It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass."