155563
Joke of the Day
"I'm gonna nail horseshoes on my nikes and gallop behind joggers"
Next Joke
"Why did the brothel only employ ugly prostitutes? To increase *gross interest*!"
"A Midget Walked Past Me On The Sidewalk Today Wearing A Shirt That Said ""I Hate Black People"" ...I thought to myself ""Well damn- thats a little racist."
"what did Freud say about an algebraic equation? What you do to one side, you must also do to your mother"
"What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino? ""Rhino horn?"""
"Nice try speed bumps, it's a rental."
"If you think you aren't creative, buy a gym membership and see how many excuses you find not to use it."
"Your password doesn't remember you either. He moved on. He's someone else's password now."
"This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day two years ago that I lost my dear wife and children. I'll never forget that game of cards..."
"What is a good dog? A dead dog."