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Joke of the Day

"I'm gonna nail horseshoes on my nikes and gallop behind joggers"

"What's a Pedophile's favorite brand of shoe? White Vans"

"Mom, don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital. NoUrImmature, you've been a doctor for eight years now. Please stop starting every phone conversation we have with that."

"When people are kissing in public, it's weird how angry they get when you try and join in."

"So a dyslexic walks into a bra. . ."

"The tattoos in your shirtless avi say 'bad boy'; the flowered wallpaper behind you scream 'living in mom's sewing room'."

"I really envy Gay couples At least then both people like anal. I have to keep pulling my girlfriends thumb out of my ass."

"My fisherman friend got his Master's degree. Now he's a Master Baiter."

"Did you hear about that amazing joke that Jesus told as he was dying? I don't know the joke, but apparently he nailed the execution."

"Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone? Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for."