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Joke of the Day

"Why was the communist school not successful? There were no classes"

"Ok guys, I have 28 minutes to kill before I casually need to respond to a text message. What's up?"

"I never question my sanity, I'm afraid it will answer back."

"What do you call a frozen hamburger? A ham-brrr-ger. my 7yo claims she made it up herself."

"My roommate was complaining to me that his favorite P!nk song never came on the radio. And i was like, ""so what?"" I'll show myself out."

"I heard thatZoolander 2 was worse than the Holocaust... At least the Holocaust was organized."

"Don't ask me for directions I got lost on an elevator once."

"""Pick a card....any card."" -impatient Hallmark employee"

"A psychic told me I was going to die a virgin So I raped her and asked for my 20$ back"

"What is the difference between reindeer and caribou? Reindeer are the ones that fly."