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Joke of the Day

"Maybe artists wouldn't be so starving all the time if they'd just eat all that fruit they're always painting."

"Some guy just knocked on my door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said, ""Fuck that knowing my luck, I'd win one!"""

"Testicles are like grandparents. You don't really pay them too much attention, but you miss them when they're gone."

"I'm pretty happy that human skin isn't see-through."

"How do you think the unthinkable? With an itheberg. Classic."

"Interview with Hitler When asked whether or not he would repeat the Holocaust again. Hitler replied.... Fuhrer sure!!!!"

"What happens when you steamroll Batman and Robin? They become flatman and ribbon."

"""Sorry I put my nuts on your desk."""

"Fox News' slogan is ""Fair and Balanced"". That's it. That's the joke."

"My girlfriend wasn't sure about trying anal at first But she quite liked it in the end"