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Joke of the Day
"I lost my mood ring yesterday I don't know how I feel about it."
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"Is it any wonder men have been obsessed with sex since biblical times? After all, Adam was ribbed for his own pleasure"
"I hung out with a mushroom today. What a fungi."
"What do you call an arrogant prisoner walking down the stairs? Condescending. ;)"
"Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench when some guys runs up and flashes them!! 2 of the old ladies had a stroke. The other one couldn't reach."
"I never trust atoms They make up everything."
"I hate when old people poke you at a wedding and say ""you're next"". So next time I was at a funeral I poked them and said ""you're next"
"If you cool your body down to -273,16 degrees celsius.. ..you'd be 0K"
"If I got a dollar every time a girl said I wasn't her type, I'd be her type."
"I think my wife has a habit of walking in her sleep Every morning I find her sleeping in someone else's bed."