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Joke of the Day
"I lost my mood ring yesterday I don't know how I feel about it."
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"*pregnant wife wakes up* I think my water broke *I hide the Kool-Aid packet and water jug I spilled in bed* Let's go to the hospital"
"lesbian vampires What do lesbian vampires say after sex? See you next month."
"Hey girl, did it hurt? Did it hurt when you had to use your fingernails to rip through the dense layers of sediment on your way up from Hell"
"note to TV shows: I do not want, nor will I ever want, a look inside the episode"
"Which sex position produces the ugliest children? I don't know, ask your mum."
"Sure, Michelle Obama said those words first but Melania Trump had the imagination to say them like an operative in a cold war spy thriller."
"A gay man killed his cheating boyfriend The Police call it ""homocide"""
"Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child"
"Whats an Australian Kiss? (nsfw-ish) It's like a French kiss, but down under."