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Joke of the Day

"I think that the NSA is after me Because I'm Snowden after this blizzard"

"we are young, we can do what we want, we can party all night, we can kill a guy"

"At the Last Supper... [At Last Supper] *Jesus raises bread* ""This is my body!"" *Jesus raises wine* ""And this is my blood!"" *Pulls out 9 of Clubs* ""And this is your card"" *Apostles go nuts*"

"What do you call a psychic midget on the run from the law? A small medium at large!!"

"What do princess diana and pink floyd have in common? Their last greatest hit was the wall."

"Google+ is not a ""ghost town"", because a town filled with ghosts would actually be fun."

"Never eat spoiled meat Or spoiled eggs"

"sapnu puas Turn it upside down ;)"

"Swallowing glass is a real pane in the neck."

"Statistics say there's a gay guy in every group of friends. I think it's Tim... he's got a great ass."