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Joke of the Day

"I saw two WNBA tickets nailed to a fence today It's my lucky day! Free nails."

"For some reason I'm only afraid of Middle Eastern spiders... It's O.K. though. My doctor says it's normal to be Iraqnaphobic."

"""BRING ME THE FOETUS' OF 3 CHICKENS"" *Maniacal stare* ""Listen dude, its called an omelette,a 3 egg omelette"" ""AND THE BLOOD OF 4 ORANGES"""

"How do you take a pig to hospital? By hambulance!"

"Saying the Punchline After the Setup What's the key to a good joke?"

"Where do cats go on vacation? Maui."

"The french invented a new bulletproof vest That is just as efficient as a regular one but much cheaper: it only covers the soldiers' backs"

"How do you kill a circus clown ? You go for the juggler"

"I've been clicking ""remind me later"" on this work software update for 2 years when is he going to get the hint that I'm not interested?"

"Saudi Arabia refuses to even consider allowing women to drive ""safety on the road is our first priority"" said the King spokesman in a recent press conference"