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Joke of the Day

"I have a bad habit of starting things and never finishing them. Let's all be thankful I'm not a surgeon."

"I'm a pedophile Just kidding"

"Non vaccinated I don't believe in vaccines for my children. FDR never had the polio vaccine and he was President for 12 years."

"A redneck won't let his son marry the girl down the way... He told his son, ""If she ain't good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for you."""

"Trying to tell a catholic a joke Me: What do monkeys and humans have in common? Catholic: Nothing............ nothing at all."

"My friend claims that he is a blacksmith But everything he makes is forged."

"A recent medical study shows that women who carry a little extra weight generally live longer than the men in their lives who mention it."

"Want to hear a sports joke? Lance Armstrong"

"What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison?? Chili CON Carne!"

"If you ever take a bus and you don't stare out the window and pretend you're escaping your abusive mother, you're doing it all wrong."