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Joke of the Day

"What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance? ""Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"""

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"Like Captain Ahab, I have my own white whale. But I have no one else to blame, I'm the one who married her."
"Started the mower for the 1st time this year.36 pulls & then I passed out.When I came to, yard had crop circles & the beagle had a mohawk."
"A man walks into a bar after a long day in the mines He asks the bartender for some whiskey, but the bartender replies; ""Sorry, we can't sell alcohol to miners."""
"Stephen Harper"
"[Later, Snake sees a Lizard] Snake (to God): DUDE! Seriously?? *God and Lizard high-five, adding insult to injury*"
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