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Joke of the Day

"I've got a 3D printer But it only prints pieces of paper."

"I've never understood why new pencils come unsharpened... Seems pretty pointless to me."

"Where does He-Man keep his towel? BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it."

"Why did the hypothalamus want to join a band? Because it had great circadian rhythms."

"Why was the skeleton missing a funny bone Because this joke ain't funny"

"Michael died while working at the clock factory. None of his friends were sad about it, they all said his time had come."

"How you compliment an Italian cheese maker? ""Gouda worka"""

"What celebrity is most likely to stab you? James Blunt"

"Dog: I like pizza. Me: You've never had pizza. Dog: It's food. Me: So? Dog: So I like it. Me: I'm not giving you my pizza."

"You know what really makes me smile? Fascial muscles."