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Joke of the Day

"I'm no super genius, but I bet the most effective way to lose ""baby weight"" is to have the baby."

"Why did the baker not allow greedy people to eat his goods? Because he wanted his produce to be glutton free."

"What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff"

"Ugly girls are basically just dudes I'm not allowed to fight."

"What do you call 2 gay Irishmen? Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael"

"I've decided to delete my Twitter. I keep feeling that people are following me."

"If a married couple in the city get in a fight, it's called domestic violence. In the country it's called sibling rivalry."

"If you're a comedian named Luke and your 1st album isn't named Luke Who's Talking, I don't even know why you got into this game at all."

"My father's such a condescending man ... Since he died he's always looked down on me."

"To spice things up in the bedroom, I have my wife dress up as a pizza boy. Then, I have her put the pizza on the counter and then leave."