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Joke of the Day

"My father's such a condescending man ... Since he died he's always looked down on me."

"Ask your doctor if an unnecessary over-prescribed medication so he can get kickbacks from a pharmaceutical company is right for you."

"You have to put a potato in the microwave to push the potato button. Other things dont turn into potatoes. *brought to you by Bounty*"

"I think I'm going to start taking helium People are speaking very highly of it."

"What did the Alabama sherriff call the black man who had been shot 15 times? The worst case of suicide he had ever seen."

"How to keep an idiot busy (answer is in the description) How to keep an idiot busy (answer is in the title)."

"So I ruined the employee barbecue yesterday. My boss wouldn't stop grilling me about it."

"Why can't Rabbis eat pork and Priests can't have sex? Because the Rabbis got to choose first."

"I once made an apathetic club. No one cared enough to attend the meetings, though."

"I just submitted my application to be on the next season of Survivor... Which apparently was not the answer my dad was looking for when he asked ""How is the job search going?"""