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Joke of the Day

"Why did the baker not allow greedy people to eat his goods? Because he wanted his produce to be glutton free."

"What do you call the higher-ups of the World Health Organisation? The who's-who of WHO!"

"Looked up the oldest trick in the book... It just showed me who the first man to patronize a prostitute was."

"I'm not a racist! Racism is a crime. *...and...* Only Black people commit crimes."

"How do you make soup golden? You add 24 carrots."

"What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes? The A-Men"

"A horse, a penguin and a chimp walked into a bar and that's when I realised I was drunk."

"What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? There have been reported sightings of bigfoot"

"Two fish are in a tank. One looks to the other and asks, ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"[at a funeral] *approaches the weeping widow and embraces her* *whispers* ""So you're single now, right?"